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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an (…)

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Office Jokes

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an (…)

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Office Jokes

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Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
“Easy, ” she replied. “He only has one eye.”
The chief was stunned. “He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!” He repeated the procedure (…)

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Blonde Jokes

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Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer.
While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten…. We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.’
Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in (…)

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Man & Woman Jokes

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Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
“Easy, ” she replied. “He only has one eye.”
The chief was stunned. “He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!” He repeated the procedure (…)

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Blonde Jokes

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Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer.
While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten…. We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.’
Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in (…)

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Man & Woman Jokes

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A blonde was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. “I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM.” Signed, “The Blonde”.
She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to (…)

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Blonde Jokes

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1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
3. Dumb man + smart woman = affair
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
5. Smart boss + smart employee = profit
6. Smart boss + dumb employee = production
7. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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Man & Woman Jokes

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A blonde was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. “I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM.” Signed, “The Blonde”.
She pinned the note inside the little boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to (…)

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Blonde Jokes

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